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So. There I was, on the fucking toilet, when it happened. Reality broke.
Luckily for all of us, it seemed to stop.
It didn't stop there either.
I went out, turned out the inner foundation of the site had been ripped to shred and was crumbling, had to evacuate.
I went out, and the site was breaking down, but that wasn't the least of my worries, pieces of reality were being ripped out of existence.
We evacuated and the helicopters got us, so here we are.
We evacuated and the helicopters got us, so here we are, but probably not for long.
Hi, my name is Jose Hurghenburghen. Life sucks, people die. The most real reality is you've gotta eat ass while you're still alive. When everyone is in constant danger of dying horribly, nobody is. It creates a sort of peace, realizing the true deadliness of your situation, so we just started living out the last days on earth. Or, at least we did until the monsters struck. When life gives you randomness, not only is there a chance for something to be removed at a whim but also to be added. Sometimes it was people, sometimes it was objects strange or even familiar to us, but due to our view of the world, usually it was a living or non-living eldritch abomination. But on the bright side, who cares if we're ripped to pieces by horrifying creatures? We're gonna die anyway. But, alas, that was not the train of thinking they took. I think it was the pain that got them. Mass suicides began, and the surviving foundation members finally sat around 270. 270 foundies remained. I've gotten in contact with a couple of survivors from Omicron-1. Austin and Val. Apparently the-
Because y'see, in the pure void of stability and reality, there is no safety.
Hi, my name is Jose Hurghenburghen. It was like waking up from a dream. One instance, the world turns into chaos, the next, everything is fine. Yewu began working on it immediately with Nowo, but very little could be done. Everything that was supposed to be there was gone, nobody knew why it began. nobody knew why it ended. I've gotten in contact with Kam, he reported minor symptoms and we screened him, it gave him some fuckin brain disease! Can ya' believe that? He's prone to random attacks of anger now, so we're workin' on it, but holy hell, whatever happened was either 100% targetted precisely or random. Eight GoIs and PoIs a minute are claiming THEY started it, which is a load of horseshit. A bunch of churches claimed God did it to punish us for sin, also horseshit. Every anomaly we know of and have is perfectly contained, fine, and unchanged. So what happened? That's what Val, Austin, and I plan to find out.
