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Welcome to my Questions Board. I'm Doctor Pierres, a Researcher specializing in anomalous historical events, Thaumatology (and it's difference from Thaumaturgy), Groups of Interest, Ontology (Reality Bending), and technology (anomalous or not). I currently hold Clearance Level 4, but Clearance Level 5 questions are fine if you have it (you don't exactly need to ask anyone permission to share CL5 information if you have a CL5, do you?).
Rules:
- I hold the right to decline to answer any question.
- Use the format attached below.
- Don't be an asshole.
- Try to steer away from sexual topics.
- Don't be a dumbass.
- Do not impersonate others.
What do I do if I lit a grease fire in the lab room and it leaves a massive ass burn? - Anon.
I'd advise leaving the burn mark there, for both historical reasons and the fact we don't really need to get rid of it, especially with our funding.
Doctor can you give us any insight into SCP-3090's memory of her creation? In addition to that will you be hosting any more conferences on Thaumatology, my team would love to be in attendance, thank you. -RSR Head Shelia Site-69
SCP-3090's memory of her creation appears to be off the limits of what she is willing to share with us, so I am unfamiliar with her memory on that topic. As for Thaumatology conferences, I will be hosting one soon enough, on my Site of course.
Are you homosexual? What is your sexuality?
Short Answer: I don't care, long as there is a mutual like and trust.
Mouthful Answer: Demi-panromantic demi-pansexual.
My staff here at Site-69 had a couple more questions about 3090. 1. When 3090 "respawns" is it always the same model TV? 2. Through your research have you discovered any clue to how 3090's "respawning" works? Or rather how we can replicate it? -RSR Head Shelia Site-69
1. Yes, it always is the same television model.
2. SCP-3090s re-spawning is assumed to be anomalous code, as seen in the document that appears when SCP-3090 dies, when is an If Statement reading "if die, then revive somewhere else". It is not valid code in any known coding language, I do not believe. Replication as of this moment is presumed impossible without anomalous means.
Are you a virgin? - Site Director Val
Go away, Soyar.
Have you had sexual relations with Site Director Val? - MTF Director Kriv
Oh fuck off. Why does Boyar have so many brothers?
1/10 females cannot have orgasms, uhh I guess you know what I'm asking. - Mekhane
New rule!
1/10 females cannot have orgasms, uhh I guess you know what I'm asking. - sansundertale
Okay, does that fall under impersonation? I'm just going to say it does.
hey do you wanna go get dinner tonight? - val
Sure! I'd be happy to!
1/10 females cannot have orgasms, uhh I guess you know what I'm asking. - Evan Reevu
Alright, I have a bot that bans this question now. This is just pathetic, and slightly disturbing, whoever you are.
What are your precise coordinates? - Bose
Precise? God if I know, just know I'm in the Technical Lab currently.
What would you say the theoretical odds of someone gaining anomalous properties from getting a brain implant given by a person with very little medical experience? Asking for a friend - MTF Director Kriv
>1%. This hypothetical person's implant does not have any anomalous property, and unless another hypothetical anomaly is brought into the mixture which is already unlikely, hypothetically nothing would happen. Of course, this is all hypothetical.
As a female such as yourself, are you a virgin? Is this question overly sexual? I'm extremely sorry if this question offends you yet I'm collecting info for full personnel evaluation. - Homer Bomer
While this is a violation of Rule 4, I guess it's for data collection reasons, so I'll send you a Direct Message over RAISA.
Hypothetically, what would you do if HYPOTHETICALLY you saw two members of the foundation in a relationship? Asking for a friend. - Joe-say
…Nothing? Hypothetically, I'd do nothing about it.
Hypothetically, what would you do if HYPOTHETICALLY we went on another date to maybe an ihop? - Val
Hope there isn't another robber, haha. But, aside from that, it'd be nice to go to IHOP, long as no robbers show up!
This document is reaching.. interesting levels of uselessness, Dr. Pierres, please refrain from using SCIPNET as a personal social media.
I mean, it's supposed to be a technical support forum, like David Rosen has, yet nobody appears to be utilizing it in that fashion.
Hi there! Intelligence agency again. Again, I'm entirely sorry if this intrudes far too much, in fact, I very much recommend you DM me the answer again. This question is being kept here for ease of record. You reserve the right to deny answering, if you wish. The foundation is looking into increasing standardized and required articles of clothing, and I'm supposed to run data to find out if it's feasible. I looked over your file and couldn't find the data. Again, so sorry, but what is your cup size? -A
REDACTION NOTICE: RAISA is not at all allowed to intruding ask questions like these, if this supposed RAISA Agent is found asking these questions again, they will be found and terminated from their position. -B
You're way out of line. This data collection is foundation approved and has a purpose that Ethics, if anyone, should be dealing with. Please run a background check before assuming falsities like this. The only ethical issue I could find here is asking it publicly, which I will refrain from in the future. -A
You still may not at all ask this question to another foundation employee, continuing with this will lead to a swift termination from your position and a charge of sexual harassment if requested by Dr. Pierres. -B
Both of you will cease discussion of the topic now. I'm redacting this entire exchange as RAISA level 4. Ms. Bomer, it's entirely inappropriate for you to ask this question publicly on a board. Mr, I don't think you've told us your name? Don't make me pull your name. A simple redaction was enough as is. Ms. Bomer is wholly correct in her mistake and running a background check is your job if redaction also is your job. -C
Let's just ignore that whole thing and continue on with other questions!
Perfectly fair. Please block both Ms. Bomer and the agent from this page, if need be I'll have another agent monitor it. -C
In the future, please sign your questions! I had to sign the redactions myself! - Dr. Pierres
I had to sign this myself - RAISA Agent-4 Codename "C"
I don't have to sign my own things. These text-box styles are supposed to be for me only, C.
