Simulated Terminal #543
WARNING! You are running an outdated version of SCiPNET.
Please update as soon as possible.
Wait, hold on, you're using a bot account.
Don't think I didn't catch that.
Who are you?
> I could ask you the same.
You could, yes, but there is a reason you don't.
Said reason is because you're the one breaking the rules.
Not me.
Anyway, I'm a File Administrator, sort of, past these points.
You cross here, you're in my territory.
Got it?
> I have Overseer clearance to view these files.
Try'na get me with tricky wording, eh?
You have 'Overseer Clearance' as you're on a bot account!
Tricky wording caught!
> You are, frankly, an idiot. Bot accounts do not have a Clearance Level. SCiPNET refers to them as 'LEVEL 0/CIVILIAN CLEARANCE PERSONNEL'.
If that's the case, why are you using one?
> I am a 'Level 0/Civilian Clearance Personnel', and the Overseers didn't care enough to make me my own SCiPNET Profile.
Overseers don't make SCiPNET Profiles.
The Technical Department does.
> Do I seem like the type of person that the Technical Department would know about?
Fair point.
Why would the Overseers grant you any access at all?
If you're civilian, especially.
> That is for me to know, you to guess.
Rude.
Why are you running an outdated version of SCiPNET?
> I am?
You are, yeah.
SCiPNET 2.0 was the SCiPNET variation made for the New Foundation.
Less lag on FRATs too.
> FRATs?
Foundation Remote Access Terminals. Are you not using one?
> No, I am not. I am running SCiPNET on my laptop.
On your laptop? Holy shit, that's fucking great.
It's designed for FRATs and can't be ran on laptops without porting, and SCiPNET ports suck.
Could they really not afford to get you a FRAT?
> So, SCiPNET is eating up my computers storage, and I don't even need it on here?
Pretty much.
Yeah.
> God damn it.
> Either way, we're getting off topic. You going to let me through these files or not?
Going to verify this with the Overseers first.
> Ask O5-6, he's the one that's letting me in.
3:23 PM
Verified it with him.
You're clear.
> Took you long enough.
> Now, can I have the files attached with the code [xi1mo3]?
Here.
PERSONNEL DOCUMENT: QUINTEN KINEL
PERSONNEL DOCUMENT: OVERSEER SIX
GROUP OF INTEREST 9591 "THE PATA-LOT"
One of them is covered with redactions even for me, so good luck with that. Can't even see its name.
> Oh, that is an Overseers file. Sixes.
Well, that's surprising. Anything else?
> Not right now, no. Goodbye.
Farewell.
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